Get In My Belly!

What goes in...must come out

Thursday, December 09, 2004

This is Chris drinking on the job:

Seolicious: hey
Seolicious: is kim jojng pil the nor korea tyrant?
Seolicious: i got an email from jong pil kim
eolicious: hahahahah
Seolicious: oh
Seolicious: nm
Seolicious: kim il sung
Seolicious: no?
Seolicious: kim jong il
Seolicious: look how fun i am!

Chris...GO HOME

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

On Sunday night my parents had people over and were walking them out but accidentally locked the door and closed it behind them. So then my dad calls me and asks if it's ok to call 911. Hahahahaha. Umm...yea, I don't think locking yourself out of the house is considered an emergency.

Monday, December 06, 2004

What a sucky Monday morning. First I wake up super late and then as I'm rushing out the door I get a very stern phone call from my dad. My dad rarely ever gets mad...I think I've seen him mad twice in my life. So remember that nasty ticket I got for speeding? Well, my car insurance needed to be renewed so the 2 ugly points on my driving record showed up and my insurance sky rocketed to $8641 for a year! Yea, my dad wasn't happy at all...I could hear his voice shaking from trying to hold back his anger. During the 3 second phone call my dad said one very short sentence: "Find a new car insurance company." click...gulp...

Thank goodness I live far away from my parents or else I'd be peeling myself off the driveway right now.