Get In My Belly!

What goes in...must come out

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Management Lessons

Lesson One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow &asked him, "Can I also sit like you &do nothing all day Long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?..........To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson?........Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Threw up this morning...Getting sicker by the day...not good news for Vegas.

Monday, August 09, 2004

Just my luck...3 days before Vegas and I get sick! Maybe the hot Vegas sun and cold alcohol will make me feel better =)