http://www.geocities.com/golders_uk/Jokes.html

HAHAHAHA....hilarious~

I'm happy to announce that I got off at the right BART stop today!

If you're looking for a good book to read, I recommend "I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb. It's a tragic yet uplifting, disturbing yet funny, depressing yet inspiring...it's got everything all rolled into one.

I'm having serious motivational problems today...there's just too much to do. So what's my solution? Just sit here and do nothing, hahaha.

So I was talking to Olivia last week and we were discussing what our greatest fear was. Jokingly (well, at least half jokingly) she said that she thinks mine is fear of commitment...by which she tried to explain why I haven't been in a relationship for, oh, forever and a day, hahaha. But actually...I'm not afraid of commitement at all. My greatest fear is....FAILURE. As pathetic as it may seem, my approach to life has been "why try if you're not gonna succeed and risk getting hurt or disappointed?" I've always justified this mantra by telling myself and others that I'm not being pessimistic, I'm just being realistic. I've decided that this is something I need to work on.

So what's YOUR greatest fear?

Ok...I'm a bigger tard than I thought...I missed my BART stop again! This is the second day in a row...I don't know what's wrong with me. It's 10am and I've already started eating candy =P I'm eating smarties right now...maybe they'll make me smart so I won't miss my stop tomorrow.

I'm such a tard =P I was reading a new magazine I bought yesterday on the BART ride to work...it wasn't all that interesting but I guess I wasn't paying attention so I missed my stop. Not by one stop, but by TWO. If I didn't get off when I did, I would've been in San Francisco. This is the second time I've done this...I'm such a tard.