Chris sent me a link that pimpafies my name. So it turned Sarah Lee into:

Devious Honey S. Quick
Pimptastic Sarah Slick
Stealth Maestro Sarah G.
Sheik Sarah Shmoove
Sticky Fingers Lee Trump

I think I like the second one. You can get a pimp name too. Just go to: http://playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

Peace out,

Pimptastic Sarah Slick

One word sums up my day so far: UGHHHH

During lunch, I went to the San Francisco Shopping Center (the one above Powell bart station). I was making my way out of Abercrombie and was walking toward what looked like the exit. I painfully realized that it wasn't an exit...it was a huge window. After the pain subsided, I looked up and I saw a group of European tourists pointing and laughing at me.

Later, I was chewing gum to keep myself awake and I bit my cheek so hard it started to bleed. 5 minutes later, I bit my cheek again...in the same spot!

I just got out of a super duper long meeting which I was totally unprepared for. I was asked all these questions on a project that I haven't touched in months. During the 2 hour meeting, I must've said "Let me get back to you on that" about a million times. Apparently it needs to be finished by the end of the week...crap.

A man flying in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. Reducing altitude, he spotted a man on the ground and descended to shouting range.
"Excuse me," he shouted. "Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him a half hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below responded: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude."
"You must be an engineer," responded the balloonist.
"I am," the man replied. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
Whereupon the man on the ground responded, "You must be a manager."
"That I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Vegas

Vegas was great despite the fact that I was sick the whole time we were there. Thanks to me Chris, Jamie and Unjung got a tour of all the hotel bathrooms along the strip. (Sorry guys!) But I must say that the bathroom in Aladdin was pretty cool...sleak decor and everything was automatic...even the soap dispenser! The first night we were there Jamie won $100! I really regreted not going to gamble with her that night. We went clubbin at Rum Jungle the first night and Studio 54 the second night. We ran into a lot of weird, crazy, and hilarious people. We did see a celebrity up close and personal. We were at the airport waiting for our flight back to LA and standing right across from us is Amanda Peet~ Ok, she's not a big time celebrity, but still...she's more famous than I am. We were all debating whether it was her or not...it was her! We all took turns walking in front of her to get a glimpse and Jamie and I even followed to her into the bathroom. And it was in the bathroom that Jamie uncovered some celebrity dirt on her...she didn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom! SICK~ Anyways, she wasn't very friendly so we didn't wanna give her any more of our time.

Gower and Mejeld's Wedding

CONGRATS TO THE NEWLYWEDS! It was great seeing all those people I haven't seen in forever. It made me really miss my college years =P We all got to get our groove on...some more than others (like Tommy...you're crazy!) When I got home, my sister told me she was at the reception too. So I was like "why didn't you say hi to me??? I had no idea you were there~" Any my sister responds "you were too far away" Oh geez...typical Carol.

All in all it was a really fun weekend...Now I'm trying to recover from it all