Sometimes my mom has the weirdest solutions to health problems. For example, I was telling her about my hives:

Mom: You should eat what Jewish people eat.
Me: What? Uhh, Jewish people eat a lot of stuff.
Mom: No, you know how they only eat natural foods?
Me: Ohhh...you mean kosher. Hahahaha.

So my mom apparently thinks that being on a kosher diet will make my hives go away. Yea...sure Mom.