Ok...I think that this Willian Hung bidness really needs to stop now

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The walls in my apartment are really thin so i can hear everything...i mean EVERYTHING my neighbor does. One of the most annoying things (amongst a myriad of others things) she does is talk on the phone for hours on end into the wee hours of the night. I think last night was a record breaking time...4:30AM! I was sooooo close to going next door to "politely but firmly" ask her to take her phone conversation into another room but my laziness got the best of me. As I was lying in bed I was thinking of ways to go about this "situation"by different strategies"like
1. kill her with kindness by leaving her a Thank You card in her mail box with a note asking her not to talk on the phone so late at night
2. be flat out mean and tell (not ask) her to be so annoying
3. get even...talk as loud as i can really late at night so she knows how it feels to be on the other side of the wall

So far, I think 1 is my best bet because she seems like a very mean person so I don't wanna get on her bad side by trying 2 and 3 won't work because I don't really know anyone that would wanna talk on the phone that late for that long. I guess i could pretend to talk on the phone...but I'd feel kinda retarded doing that. Any further suggestions would be greatly appreciated.