Phone conversation with my parents on the recent hot political topic:

Dad: Hey, be careful ok?
Me: why?
Dad: Because God's gonna bring down judgement on San Francisco.
Me: why?
Dad: Because all of those gay people are getting married over there.

Hahahahaha

Mom: Are there a lot of gay people in your neighborhood?
Me: I don't know.
Mom: Why don't you know? Can't you tell?
Me: Tell by what?
Mom: The rainbow flags that the gay people put outside their houses. Don't all gay people put those up?

Ohhhhhh dear.....