Valentine's Day conversation with my dad:

Dad: So did you get a lot of flowers and chocolates today?
Me: No...but I got gum from Chris!
Dad: That doesn't count!
Me: Well, since it's the only thing I got for Valentine's Day, it counts for me.
Dad: That's kinda sad that no boys like you.
Me: Gee, thanks dad...but true, hahahaha.
Dad: Are the boys up there blind or something?

My dad's hilarious~